Obama To Muslims- Get Along. French To Queen- Bugger Off
Posted: Friday, June 05, 2009
by J. Kitchell
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A State Department employee and his wife have been indicted for spying for Cuba for more than 30 years. They allegedly gave economic secrets to the Castro government. Like why does Billy Mays yell on his commercials?
The two weren't paid very well by Cuba. In thirty years they earned a few thousand dollars and a 1980's era radio. To make ends meet, the couple had to hold car washes and bake sales...then sent the proceeds to Havana.
President Obama visited Cairo and gave a speech that lasted almost an hour, stressing the commonality between the West and the Muslim world. Some Muslims were disappointed. It's a cultural thing. A political speech that lasts only an hour seems more like a blurb.
Throughout it all the Israelis are feeling just a little picked on. In Cairo, Obama called for Israel to stop expanding and allow the Palestinians to create a homeland, told Muslims that Iran, which has pledged the destruction of Israel, has the right to have atomic weapons, then on to Buchenwald where Jews were murdered by the Nazis. Already Jewish Democrats are painting their doorjambs with lamb's blood in anticipation of Obama's re-election fundraisers.
A notable oversight was the failure of French President Sarkozy to invite Queen Elizabeth to the 65th anniversary of the D-Day landing in Normandy. Britons took offense to the insult toward the only living head of state that actually served in World War II. London restaurants are advertising their salad niccoise will be topped with ingrated cheese.
Doctors are exploring a new technique for the treatment of obesity. Instead of surgery into the abdomen to staple the stomach, doctors perform the procedure through a tube inserted orally. It is showing great promise. Of course, weight-loss is longer lasting when the doctors leave the tube in.
A recent study shows that Tourette"s Syndrome affects white kids more than any other group. Pass by any high school and it is obvious the syndrome is extremely common to all teen aged boys.
Also-ran Internet sensation Susan Boyle received consolation from a Russian ultra-nationalist right-wing party leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky in an open letter on the party's website. In the letter, Zhirinovsky said his Liberal Democratic Party (which in actuality is neither liberal, democratic or much fun) shares her problem- popular but never seem to win. Maybe a medley of Andrew Lloyd Webber next time, Vladimir?
Vladimir Putin agrees that the LDPR is a lot like Boyle; slightly off, not much to look at, lacking balance and ready for a "rest" in an institution. Right now he is dispatching:"talent scouts" to Party members for "auditions". Wink, wink.
Today is National Donut Day. Rest assured, this is the one day of the year when there will never be an epidemic of blue flu from the cops on June 5. Ever.
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